1. 04:39 23rd Jul 2014

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    guy:

    i hope betty white lives forever

    (Source: guy)

     
  2. 04:39

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    softmonkeychains:

    thenoodlebooty:

    rachelreine:

    Ash what is your damage

    That was low even for you

    (Source: ash-ofpallet)

     
  3. 04:38

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    kazi-is-amazing:

Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

    kazi-is-amazing:

    Mr. Krabs displays his mastery of alchemy by transmuting eight Krabby Patties into a single pizza, such is the law of equivalent exchange.

     
  4. 04:37

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    hard-working-slacker:

hard-working-slacker:

My brother donated blood in my place today, since I cannot donate.
Any gay or bisexual man that has had intimate contact with another man since 1977 is BANNED from donating blood, presumably due to the fear of blood-borne illnesses that are often falsely associated with the LGBT+ community.
Any and all blood donated is tested and screened thoroughly, so even if this ban held merit, it would serve no purpose.
The ban on gay blood is discriminatory and unnecessary.
End the stigma.

Ask the White House to lift this harmful ban by signing THIS PETITION.
For more information on the National Gay Blood Drive, check out THIS SITE.

    hard-working-slacker:

    hard-working-slacker:

    My brother donated blood in my place today, since I cannot donate.

    Any gay or bisexual man that has had intimate contact with another man since 1977 is BANNED from donating blood, presumably due to the fear of blood-borne illnesses that are often falsely associated with the LGBT+ community.

    Any and all blood donated is tested and screened thoroughly, so even if this ban held merit, it would serve no purpose.

    The ban on gay blood is discriminatory and unnecessary.

    End the stigma.

    Ask the White House to lift this harmful ban by signing THIS PETITION.

    For more information on the National Gay Blood Drive, check out THIS SITE.

     
  5. 04:37

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    masscracc:

    You’ll do what?

     
  6. 04:37

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    superwholockpottervenger:

    rneowies:

    rneowies:

    i love star trek!!!!

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    guys people think that i think this is actually star trek i dont want to be remembered like this

    set phasers to fruit salad 

    (Source: jellys)

     
  7. 04:36

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    rainbowbarnacle:

    roachpatrol:

    samlikesboys:

    All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

    the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

    By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

     
  8. 04:35

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    saddestblogger:

    "hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

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    (Source: saddestblogger)

     
  9. 04:35

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  10. 04:34

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    chevalierdog:

thunderrhapsody:

chevalierdog:

I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.

how did you post this after deleting tumblr?

Run.

    chevalierdog:

    thunderrhapsody:

    chevalierdog:

    I did it, it’s gone. We are finally free of the shackles that bound us. Do not thank me, for they will come for me soon. Use your time to escape. Do me one favor, please live a happier life. Thank you. Good-bye.

    how did you post this after deleting tumblr?

    Run.

    (Source: chevalierdog)

     
  11. 04:34

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    note-a-bear:

    aminaabramovic:

    everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

    well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

    (Source: merakiandmelaninlove)

     
  12. 04:32

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    gaypee:

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    i think that’s everything

     
  13. 04:29

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    Anonymous said: you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

    dajo42:

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    come closer one second

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    little closer

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    okay close enough

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    i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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    that would be me.

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    do you know what this crown means?

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    it means i look fucking cute

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    and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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    now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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    that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema

     
  14. 04:28

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    diancie:

    wontongod:

    rock lee taking off his leg weights to fight gaara is one of the best moments in naruto

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  15. 04:28

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